More Drummer Jokes
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Cool Stuff for Guitar Players

 • What's the difference between a drummer and a bag of garbage? The garbage gets taken out at least once a week.

 • Why did the drummer have 10 kids? He sucked at the rhythm method.

 • Did you hear about the drummer who went to Harvard? Me neither.

 • Why is a drum machine better than a drummer? Because a drum machine can keep good time and it won't sleep with your girlfriend.

How To Piss People Off

 • Did you hear about the drummer that got an AM radio? It took him a month to figure out he could also play it at night.

 • Why did the drummer move to L.A.? Because it was easier to spell.

 • What do you call a smart drummer? A piano player

 • A guitar player and a drummer were walking through a park one day. The guitar player said, "Hey look at that dog with one eye!" The drummer covers one eye and says, "Where?"

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